May 2013
Reasons To Be Happy:
Dead trees still stand and so can you.
You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you.
Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.
sagarnaga:
how wonderful is it that we laugh because our bodies cannot contain the joy
highmiranda:
why is slut even an insult i mean i’m getting laid and you’re not so
Watchheartless:
My graduation speech
trapical:
to be honest i find it hard to believe that theres someone out there that would be able to spend the rest of their life with me
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.
some people never develop beyond this stage
lndoors:
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